bartmobile:

bartmobile:

do u guys wanna see the best picture of fish i ever took

council has spoken. here she is

fremedon:

ratgirl-big-tits:

ruckuscauser:

shredsandpatches:

mr-craig:

finally-figured-it-out:

finally-figured-it-out:

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

There once was a man from Verdun

There once was a man from the sticks
Whose limericks stopped at line six.
They were fine till line five
Then they took quite a dive —
But the problem is easy to fix
If you just ignore the last line, it doesn’t even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I’ve really lost control of this thing I’m so sorry…

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

@limerickshere

There once was a fellow named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He replied, “Yes, I know–
It’s because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.”

agentgreenbean:

agentgreenbean:

were you born in march

yes

no

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well this is not reaching the march girlies

jlz7:

Pete really is the duality of man on this tour.

yellenabelova:

KEN Things Ryan Gosling Can’t Live Without | GQ

yellenabelova:

KEN Things Ryan Gosling Can’t Live Without | GQ

brightlotusmoon:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:

sexy-raccoons:

catchymemes:

via

BTW for anyone too lazy to do the math a wage of $125 a day works out to about $15/hour for an 8-hour workday so….. someone in 1923 definitely had a vision of the future

tinsil:

ALT

pika!!!

Tagged: pokemon

sosuperawesome:

Watermelon Blanket Pattern // Happy Crochet

margoterobbies:

Barbie Pink & Fabulous ― ‘Barbie’ Los Angeles Photocall
Barbie 1959 ― 'Barbie’ Bondi Beach Photocall
Barbie Day to Night ― 'Barbie’ Seoul Premiere
Barbie Sparkling Pink ― 'Barbie’ Seoul Press Conference
Earring Magic Barbie ― 'Barbie’ Mexico Premiere
Totally Hair Barbie ― 'Barbie’ Mexico Photocall
Solo in the Spotlight Barbie ― 'Barbie’ Los Angeles Premiere
Enchanted Evening Barbie ― 'Barbie’ London Premiere

flareonfloof:

phoneticmeow:

mybloodiedvalentine:

Does he mean anything to you

cosmicanger:

Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck

schermit:

i-am-totally-not-a-lizard:

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn’t a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

It’s one of the best things.

My Post: haha in a fleeeeb beepo bingus kinda mood rn

Senior tumblrists:

First I read, “no titties” instead of “no titles.”

Then I read “tumblristas” instead of “tumblrists.”

spinchs-field:

let’s make a dog

snout

ears

body

legs

tail

love

mischief

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